Score: 9

"hmm..."

submission: Zombie Survival Quiz

date: February 21, 2008

Wouldn't a horse be a bad choice for transportation? Ditching a motorcycle or bicycle to hide would be O.K., but if you leave a horse, it could become a zombie. I'm pretty sure that zombie horses aren't very fun. Also, I got an F (good) for Emotion, but I'm not a heartless beast...
Otherwise, this is a great quiz. The music really sets the tone.

Score: 7

"haha"

submission: -Sugar sugar-

date: February 21, 2008

This really proves it. Love hurts.

Score: 9

"hippos ftw"

submission: Noodles on my Back

date: February 21, 2008

I've seen more sites hosting this video than I can remember. I just found out today that it was on Newgrounds! This really brings out the ADD-positive little kid inside of me, and I can't resist singing along.

Score: 8

"brilliant"

submission: The Unfair Platformer

date: February 8, 2008

With all the the obnoxious and bland games on Newgrounds based on Mario, Link, Halo, etc., we really need more things like this. I'm not saying that they're bad, but there really isn't much originality anymore. This is really creative, great job. I got killed exactly 200 times before I beat the game. :)
Although I think it would be a lot better if each level had a different song.

Score: 7

"Admirable, although flawed..."

submission: Ederon Online Card Game

date: January 25, 2008

O.K., let's start with the positive. I love the graphics for this game, they are very well done, especially the opening screen. You seem to have put a lot of effort into this, and it shows in the amount of cards and the intricacy of the gameplay Also, not many people have the guts to make a game like this. Any ordinary game designer would just slap together some crappy shooter and hope that bloodlust and over-the-top violence alone will land it a good score.
Now, onto the criticism (wee hee, my favorite part!). Because I have long been a fan of card games like these, I supposed that this should be a good game. The more I learned about it, the better it started to sound. That was until I actually started to play. After a few games, I was starting to get the hang of it, but I couldn't help but feel that something was missing.
I wasn't having fun.
I don't mean to bring you down or anything, but the game is just...boring. It moves so slowly that it will escape the attention of most who play it. It is also missing the fundamentals of making online card games more exciting: Sound effects, animations, a dynamic musical score (there seemed to only be one battle song), and a gratifying reward system.
On a different note, I'd say that a membership for a one time payment of $5.00 is agreeable, because I've seen games much worse than this that ask for $20 upwards. I appreciate you reading my review, and I hope that you might take this into consideration to eventually make the game better.

Score: 7

"alien hominid 4 lyfe"

submission: The REAL Cloverfield

date: January 18, 2008

I like this! Short, but clever.

Score: 9

"wow."

submission: The One Layer Collab

date: January 16, 2008

Dang. I sure wish I was that good at flash. I can't even make a good animation using multiple layers...*sniff*

Score: 8

"Little Pezzy's Newgrounds Play Time"

submission: My NG - Pezboy

date: December 31, 2007

I must say that it was extremely cheesy how you kept on saying "post!", "submit!", and stuff like that. It sort of reminds me of those old-fashioned little kid educational TV shows. Although, I must say that the flash/reality integration was a very nice touch. It made you look like some sort of demigod in an alternate universe. 0.o

Score: 5

"heh"

submission: Dress Up Edward Elric

date: December 31, 2007

Fullmetal Alchemist good. Dress-Up bad. Nonetheless, this is better than most of the blatant crap that goes under the same name. the graphics aren't very good, and you could do some work with the lining-up, but it still has some fun value.

Score: 2

"uhhh"

submission: {ACD} Poke SBC

date: December 31, 2007

There is great fun to be found in people poking Strawberry Clock with a gun, but it certainly is not here. This is utterly pointless and barely any effort was put in, and the "hotspot" was a vapid and desperate ploy to add "fun".

If I had to say there was something good about this, I would have to say that the graphics weren't half bad.